From MLIA :)

A couple of days ago my friends and i were debating over whether our teacher really reads our essays or not. to try prove that he doesnt, i wrote in the middle of my essay 'mr mac, do you really read our work?' when i got it back he had circled it and said 'yes. yes i do.' MLIA

Today I realized whenever I go in a bathroom I grasp my phone a little tighter because I'm afraid I'll drop it in the tiolet. I'm sure I'm not the only one. MLIA.

Today, I spent an hour petting my dog. It was only when I turned on the light that I realized it had been a pillow. MLIA.

Today, my sister and I were hungry so we went through the Mcdonalds drive through. I drive a rather old beat up car, and as we pulled up to the window to get our food the worker looked at me and sarcastically said "Nice car." Without missing a beat my 11 year old sister leans over the seat and said "Nice job." That shut him up. MLIA.

hahaha, found it super funny :D hope that turned your frown upside down!